But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
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