hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
