I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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