i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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