I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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