For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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