If i come over, it means nothing
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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