Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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