Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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