My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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