Porn is love you can see.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
i think im in europe. pls send help
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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