It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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