Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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