I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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