omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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