so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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