piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I have aggressive nipples.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Randomize
