Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
false alarm, still single
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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