oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
