You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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