Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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