just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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