If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
