the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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