i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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