operation have a gay friend backfired
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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