Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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