White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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