Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
