did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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