I want to stick my p in your. b.
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Randomize
