I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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