Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Enjoy the penises
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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