Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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