No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
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