That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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