I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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