people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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