talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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