Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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