Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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