I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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