We're facebook friends in real life
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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