She is in my trunk
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
You are a genius and a whore.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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