Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
do nipples grow back?
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