She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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