so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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