check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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