He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize
