I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
How does it feel to date your dad?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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